Episode 28: I just hope I'm not carrying Steve Garvey's baby.

Episode 28: I just hope I'm not carrying Steve Garvey's baby.


When I looked back at how many references I used for this episode, I kinda shocked myself. I didn't realize this one was so packed, but I think it turned out to be one of the most dense shows of the entire series.

Like I say in the outro, I had absolutely no idea what the "Steve Garvey's baby" line was referring to and was flabbergasted by what I read. The fact that it's mostly been forgotten is a testament to how much things have changed since social media has become a thing in sports. I can't imagine being a sports fan without using Twitter for real time updates all day everyday. But if that exact scandal had happened to a player today, he'd never hear the end of it, and the aftermath would live online forever on a million sites probably all derisively named after him. In a way, Steve Garvey was lucky.

George Clooney was also lucky. Without that Golden Girls gig, he would have lost his health insurance and god knows what could have happened to him then. We might have had one less Batman.

Like Harold Gould, I loved exploring the career of Joseph Campanella, who I probably didn't do justice to in the short time I talked about him. I can't believe he was the Lizard on Spider-Man. Those are the kinds of things I'd never learn without this.


Colucci, Jim. Golden Girls Forever. Harper Design, 2017. (Amazon link)

Empty Nest's Bear Is a Proud Papa, but It's the Cast That's Drooling, People Magazine, November 12, 1990

Bear Returns To `Empty Nest,` Drooling And Happy To Be There, Cox News Service, by Diane Holloway, August 31, 1991

Where Are They Now?, EMPTY NEST TV

Cyndy Garvey Wikipedia entry

America's Sweetheart, Sports Illustrated, by Rick Reilly, November 27, 1989

Cyndy Strikes Back, Chicago Tribune, by Kim Masters, July 27, 1989

It's Open Season on Steve Garvey, but He Has Been Open, LA Times, by Larry Stewart, March 17, 1989

Former Dodger Great Facing a Mound of Debt, LA Times, by Scott Glover and Matt Lait, April 09, 2006

For the Garveys, home is all about family, MLB.com, by Mark Newman, June 4, 2014

Babe Ruth was no babe in the woods, Baltimore Sun, by Edmund Wehrle, April 17, 2018

‘Joe, You Coulda Made Us Proud:’ The Best Baseball Book You’ve Never Read, Rolling Stone, by Dan Epstein, May 12, 2015

Joe Pepitone on Smoking Weed, Screwing With Sinatra and ‘Seinfeld,' Rolling Stone, by Dan Epstein, July 9, 2015

Pepitone to Begin 6-Month Jail Term, New York Times, by Leonard Buder, 1988

Joe Pepitone Wikipedia entry

Johnny Bench Baseball Hall of Fame page

Johnny Bench Wikipedia entry

Q&A: Johnny Bench Talks Grilling Steaks And The 'Art' Of Playing Catcher, Forbes, by Andy Frye, May 30, 2018

Johnny Bench: Pete Rose's Hall of Fame induction won't happen, Cincinnati Enquirer, by Dave Clark, August 14, 2017

Stage and Screen Star Joseph Campanella Dies at 93, Playbill.com, by Andrew Gans, May 17, 2018

Joseph Campanella Dies: TV & Film Actor With 200 Credits Over Six Decades Was 92, Deadline, by Erik Pedersen, May 16, 2018

Veteran Character Actor Joseph Campanella Dies at 93, Variety, by Kirsten Chuba, May 16, 2018

I'm going to Disney World! Wikipedia entry

Elway, Simms OK'd Mickey Mouse Offer, Wire Report, February 17, 1987

The history of 'I'm going to Disney World!' at the Super Bowl, SB Nation, by Louis Bien, February 7, 2017

7 Tales behind the Tails, Mental Floss, by Kara Kovalchik, October 16, 2008

In the Game of Love, Steve Garvey Plays the Artful Dodger, People Magazine, by Paula Chan and Kristina Rebello, March 13, 1989

The (Not So) Secret TV Past of George Clooney: The Golden Girls, Street Hawk, The Facts of Life and More, E! Online, by Chris Harnick, June 4, 2014

"I'm Going to Disney World" - first ad, 1987 via Youtube


The Whistler and His Dog by Arthur Pryors Band


CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw

Sinking Feeling by Jesse Spillane

Slow Burn by Kevin MacLeod

Faster Does It by Kevin MacLeod

Action Fight by Komiku

Episode 29: I’m too short to play Jai-Alai

Episode 29: I’m too short to play Jai-Alai

Episode 27: How About An Ex-Race Car Driver?

Episode 27: How About An Ex-Race Car Driver?